if you’re ever mean to me i’ll seduce your dad and get him to marry me then i’ll be your fucking stepmom and i’ll disable the internet every night at seven pm don’t fucking try me
This is just fucking weird.
enjoy your new bedtime, bitch
The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.
The only historically accurate line in the whole film.
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Oops my hand slipped
A 3-page IchiRuki comic that actually stayed 3 pages! Inspired by this wonderful lovely beautiful perfect headcanon here. (Although I’m not entirely sure if Japanese women take their husband’s last names when they get married. I’m Korean, and we all keep our own last names when we get married… but anyway.)
(Minor headcanon about Rukia’s headpieces: the kenseikan she got from Byakuya when she became Captain, the snowflake headpiece she got from Ichigo as a wedding gift. She wears both of them every day.)
In case people find it difficult to get what’s happening on the last page:
Rukia: B-baka! She was obviously calling ME! Why would you respond to ‘Kurosaki-taichou’?
Ichigo: ‘Kurosaki’ is MY name, Rukia! You married me and took MY name! Why can’t you just be Kuchiki-taichou or something?
Rukia: Because then people would confuse me with Nii-sama! Why can’t you change your name to ‘Shiba’, then?
Rukia’s Lieutenant: (thinking)… to be honest, two ‘Kurosaki-taichou’s wouldn’t be a problem if the two of them weren’t constantly together…
Ichigo: What? I can’t just change my name whenever I feel like it! Besides, I like my name!
Rukia: Moron! What if I like being called ‘Kurosaki-taichou’ as well?
Ichigo: …. you like being called ‘Kurosaki-taichou’?
Ichigo: *picks Rukia up and flings her over his shoulder*
Rukia: I-ICHIGO! PUT ME DOWN!
Rukia’s Lieutenant: Kurosaki-taichou, WAIT—
Ichigo: *shunpoes away with Rukia*
Rukia’s Lieutenant: They’re gone…
Rukia’s Lieutenant: (thinking) … will I ever get to tell Kurosaki-Kuchiki taichou that Bykuya-Kuchiki taichou invited her to tea…?
The answer to that, Rukia’s Lieutenant, is a ‘no’, I’m afraid :P
As for what Ichigo shunpoed away with Rukia for… I’ll leave that to everyone’s imaginations >:D
(hint: they’re gonna have sex)
Sakura week: Day 4 - Survival'Didn't you know? Women have to be strong in order to survive'
“they are the hands that save people’s lives.”
Sakura week - day 5
(I almost missed out on Sakura week! I thought I’d join in with a little something I’ve been wanting to finish!)
Sakura Week: Day 4: “Survival”
"No medic ninja shall ever die
until they are the last of their platoon.”
- Tsunade Senju
I don’t know I just feel Sakura had to train really hard
to get strong in order to survive.
Sakura Week: Day 6 - Growth
"We are products of our past, but we don’t have to be prisoners of it."